Room Es-store Is Putting De Whole Teeng Togeder

Clearly I am vhite boy, but I am having teeeck persian accents for some reason.

I have nevair bean to Iran, but I have alvays had dis accent dat sounds like I vas born der!

Doostam, they teenk is funny and told me to make vebesite wid video, so I do!

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE??
Vatch Dis Von FIRST!!